Application for
Interview
@
Old Fart Productions
making
tomorrow's films today
General
Applicants should be above the
relevant age of consent for the determining legal jurisdiction
and should be in good health. Please fill in the entire
application form.
Grooming
- No wigs or hair attachments
of any kind are permitted
- No form of dyeing, bleaching,
colouring, patterning, tying, plaiting, perming or other
artificial hair treatment is permitted
- No form of hairspray is
permitted
- No combs, clips, grips, pins
or similar objects in the hair or on the head are
permitted
- Applicants with long hair are
likely to be favoured
- Pubic, anal and underarm hair
must either be totally removed not more
than two hours prior to interview or left entirely
in situ for removal as part of the interview process.
'Stubble' will be viewed unfavourably
Clothing
Must consist of, and only of, the following:
- Black platform or high heel
shoes or boots with a minimum heel height of four inches
- Seamed fishnet or nylon
stockings of any colour but with no patterns, logos or
markings of any kind to be held in place with suspender
belt to be worn over panties
- Sleeveless T Shirt to be very
close or very loose fitting with no openings, buttons or
zips and of plain white cotton with no patterns, logos or
markings of any kind to terminate above
the navel but below the breasts
- Panties to be close fitting
with no openings, buttons or zips and of plain white
textile material but with no frills, patterns, logos or
markings of any kind and to be diaphenous when wet
- Thongs, French directoire
knickers, panties with legs and panties with high
waistlines are not permitted
- In the interests of decency,
panties with gussets which expose primary sexual
characteristics to direct visual inspection when
standing, stretching, leaping or leaning the torso or
when flexing, bending, stretching or extending the legs
are not permitted
- Applicants wearing matured
panties will be favoured but may well be required to
explain the origin of any internal staining in detail
- In the interests of fairness,
no other clothing is permitted
Artificial Aids
- Applicants with, or suspected
of having, any form of cosmetic implant or modification
will be disqualified without explanation
- The use of any form of scent,
flavouring or other proprietory compound with the
reasonable likelihood of detection by Mr Fart's personal
associates including but not limited to, Mrs Fart, is not
permitted
- The use of nail varnish is
permitted but the use of any other cosmetic material is not
permitted
- The wearing of earings is
permitted but the use of artificial nails, teeth,
eyelashes or any other prosthetic device is not
permitted
- Notwithstanding the former, the
wearing of internal stimulatory devices is
permitted but the applicant may be required to
demonstrate such device(s) in operation ( batteries
not provided )
- The use of vacuum pumps on
sexual characteristics prior to interview is
permitted
Physical Characteristics
Women with the following characteristics are especially welcome
to apply for interview
- All ethnic and religious
groupings
- At advanced stages of
pregnancy subject to the approval of their medical
advisers
- Lactating
- Unusual, large or prominent
primary or secondary sexual characteristics
- Large and/or easily
stimulated erectile tissue
- Specially trained muscle
groups
- Body markings/piercings below
shoulder level but above knee level
Special Requirements
- Applicants will be expected
to dissolve three extra strong menthol flavoured tablets
( non prescriptory ) in their mouths prior to
the oral phase of the interview
- Applicants will be expected
to administer localised cooling to all erectile tissue
prior to the interview ( ice cubes will be provided )
- Applicants requiring
excretory facilities will be required to make special
arrangements during the interview process
- Applicants will be expected
to lubricate all internal membranes below the navel
either immediatley prior to interview or as part of the
interview process itself ( lubricant will be provided
- please advise if allergic to nuts )
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