Application for Interview
@
Old Fart Productions
making tomorrow's films today

General
Applicants should be above the relevant age of consent for the determining legal jurisdiction and should be in good health. Please fill in the entire application form.

Grooming

• No wigs or hair attachments of any kind are permitted
• No form of dyeing, bleaching, colouring, patterning, tying, plaiting, perming or other artificial hair treatment is permitted
• No form of hairspray is permitted
• No combs, clips, grips, pins or similar objects in the hair or on the head are permitted
• Applicants with long hair are likely to be favoured
• Pubic, anal and underarm hair must either be totally removed not more than two hours prior to interview or left entirely in situ for removal as part of the interview process. 'Stubble' will be viewed unfavourably

Clothing
Must consist of, and only of, the following:

• Black platform or high heel shoes or boots with a minimum heel height of four inches
• Seamed fishnet or nylon stockings of any colour but with no patterns, logos or markings of any kind to be held in place with suspender belt to be worn over panties
• Sleeveless T Shirt to be very close or very loose fitting with no openings, buttons or zips and of plain white cotton with no patterns, logos or markings of any kind to terminate above the navel but below the breasts
• Panties to be close fitting with no openings, buttons or zips and of plain white textile material but with no frills, patterns, logos or markings of any kind and to be diaphenous when wet
• Thongs, French directoire knickers, panties with legs and panties with high waistlines are not permitted
• In the interests of decency, panties with gussets which expose primary sexual characteristics to direct visual inspection when standing, stretching, leaping or leaning the torso or when flexing, bending, stretching or extending the legs are not permitted
• Applicants wearing matured panties will be favoured but may well be required to explain the origin of any internal staining in detail
• In the interests of fairness, no other clothing is permitted

Artificial Aids

• Applicants with, or suspected of having, any form of cosmetic implant or modification will be disqualified without explanation
• The use of any form of scent, flavouring or other proprietory compound with the reasonable likelihood of detection by Mr Fart's personal associates including but not limited to, Mrs Fart, is not permitted
• The use of nail varnish is permitted but the use of any other cosmetic material is not permitted
• The wearing of earings is permitted but the use of artificial nails, teeth, eyelashes or any other prosthetic device is not permitted
• Notwithstanding the former, the wearing of internal stimulatory devices is permitted but the applicant may be required to demonstrate such device(s) in operation ( batteries not provided )
• The use of vacuum pumps on sexual characteristics prior to interview is permitted

Physical Characteristics
Women with the following characteristics are especially welcome to apply for interview

• All ethnic and religious groupings
• At advanced stages of pregnancy subject to the approval of their medical advisers
• Lactating
• Unusual, large or prominent primary or secondary sexual characteristics
• Large and/or easily stimulated erectile tissue
• Specially trained muscle groups
• Body markings/piercings below shoulder level but above knee level

Special Requirements

• Applicants will be expected to dissolve three extra strong menthol flavoured tablets ( non prescriptory ) in their mouths prior to the oral phase of the interview
• Applicants will be expected to administer localised cooling to all erectile tissue prior to the interview ( ice cubes will be provided )
• Applicants requiring excretory facilities will be required to make special arrangements during the interview process
• Applicants will be expected to lubricate all internal membranes below the navel either immediatley prior to interview or as part of the interview process itself ( lubricant will be provided - please advise if allergic to nuts )

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