A Chinese Dish


The boat moved on, propelled by the Viking's powerful arms and the occasional glimpse of Saneetra's flesh coloured panties. At least, he assumed they were panties .... maybe they weren't and she had ..... His reflections on the nature of the terrain under his passenger's skirt was interrupted as the boat came to a sudden halt - Saneetra had skilfully steered it onto a shallow beach on an island in the centre of the river. As the boat grounded she was thrown forward onto the lap of the Viking who held her manfully in his arms.
"Oh, goodness me, fancy landing us on an island!" she trilled "I hope there are no cannibals"
Her hand brushed the front of his trousers - yes there was more than a hint of promise of things to come hidden under the blue cloth.
"I will protect you from cannibals"
In the contretemp the front of her blouse had somehow come undone exposing the top of her breasts. She blushed prettily.
"Oh! You mustn't look"
"You are very pretty"
"Oh dear, I think my bra strap has broken at the back. Will you see if you can mend it?"
She knew that all this was pretty unsubtle stuff but the language barrier made things difficult. Unfortunately, during the bra mending process the bra became totally detached and one thing seemed to lead to another and before long ..... I will spare the readers' blushes and move on.
Thirty minutes later Saneetra looked up, whilst faking her third orgasm, expecting to see a branch of a tree overhead. Instead she observed a branch of the East Grinstead Women's Institute. Whilst she reflected on this interesting development the Viking still pounded away, encouraged by her yelps of encouragement. The boat, she concluded, had become detached from the beach and after drifting down stream had become firmly attached to the main bridge crossing the river. Drastic measures were called for.
"Oh Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!" she shrieked and bucked with such enthusiasm that the Viking's final plunge into her soft wet body was followed by an even more spectacular plunge into the soft wet river. In the process giving the ladies of the East Grinstead Women's Institute ample time to admire his ravishing equipment and note that Saneetra was sans panties and sans pubic hair by courtesy of the under house boy's efforts earlier in the week. Not that they knew that the under house boy was responsible. Saneetra sat up and bowed to the ladies of East Grinstead, who, to give them credit replied with a round of applause, although Mrs Smith the grocer's wife acted all huffy and shocked. The general consensus was that although it had been absolutely disgusting and they were all deeply affronted nobody had actually forced them to watch it. Later that night a number of middle aged gentlemen would wonder what had come over their wives but that's another story....
Saneetra tidied herself up and pushed the boat away from the bridge with the aid of one of the paddles and rowed back to the shore. She returned the boat, pocketed the £5 deposit and walked along the bank in a reflective mood. She had been nicely ravished by a Viking and was £5 in front of the game. As for the Viking, well, if you went out ravishing you had to take the rough with the smooth or the wet with the dry. No doubt he would recover in due course although the absence of trousers would be something of a handicap.
She had not intended to visit the theatre but on walking past had spotted a spectacularly beautiful girl at the end of the queue. Suddenly she remembered that she was supposed to be perfecting her art and went and stood behind the girl. She was small and elegant with long black hair and evidently waiting for somebody, judging by the way she kept glancing round and checking her watch. Her face was heart stoppingly beautiful and Saneetra felt herself blushing - her first genuine blush for some months. The girl turned to her and smiled and Saneetra's heart fluttered, she was in love.
"Are you aware of what time the performance commences please?"
She was evidently a tourist - Chinese probably.
"I well, no not really, I just, well .... I'll go and look"
She walked to the head of the queue and returned furious with herself. She was the ice cool sophisticate and here she was making a fool of herself like some 15 year old boy on his first date.

"It starts in 10 minutes - are you waiting for someone?"
She had slightly recovered her composure.

"Yes - my friend should have been here ten minutes ago"
"Oh, don't worry, I'm sure she will be along soon"
"It is a man ... my friend is a man. Hello, my name is Elli. I am from Hong Kong"
Saneetra was gratified at the girl's confusion.
They shook hands and Saneetra not wanting to let go of the girl's hand said the first thing that came into her head
"I am psychic - maybe I can locate your friend. Do you have anything that belongs to him so that I can pick up his vibrations?"
"Well, I must say that I am cynic when it comes to .... well, he gave me this medallion." Saneetra examined it and was overcome with an awful sense of premonition - it said 'A present from Oslo'
"I see a tall, well built man" Elli nodded "with blond hair" Elli nodded again but then butted in
"Yes. I guess most men in Oslo have blond hair and are well built"
Saneetra, in a supposed trance, ignored her interruption and continued "I see a red coat and blue jeans" Elli's eyes widened and she rocked back slightly "and I see water. His name sounds Russian - it is maybe Ivan, no, no" she glanced at the girl and knew that she was right "He is called Igor" The girl looked scared. Time to shake her some more "Yes, I see a small boat on the river. There is a beautiful girl in the boat. Igor and the girl are shouting at each other and now he is in the water swimming strongly ... he .... yes ... he is safe ... the mist has come down .... I'm sorry, I can see no more"
She shook her head as she came round from her trance. Elli stood rigid with her mouth open, her face white. She held onto Saneetra tightly, her small breasts digging into Saneetra's chest.
"When ... the water ... here?"
Saneetra nodded. "Yes. A few minutes ago"
Elli's expression changed from one of alarm. She looked grim faced "So. He is in a boat with a beautiful girl when he is supposed to be with me"
"Well .... I'm sure that there must be an explanation ...."
"Yes. So am I - he is a rat. I hate men"
"Oh, don't be too harsh on him - men are rather simple creatures ...."
At that moment the manager came to the front of the door and announced that the theatre was full.
"Jackpot!" thought Saneetra "almost there"
They looked at each other and Elli spoke first "Maybe we could go for a walk along the river together ....."
Her voice whilst affecting to be casual was slightly off pitch.
Saneetra decided to go for broke "Well, I really could do with a shower but I guess that is impossible"
Elli swallowed hard "Well" she said "why don't you come back to my hotel room ..."
"I'd love to ... are you sure it's no trouble?"
"No, no it is no trouble" Saneetra took her hand and they walked a few hundred yards to Elli's hotel holding hands like two teenagers. They got to the room and they stood uncertainly.
"Well" said Elli "You have a shower first but don't use all the hot water ....."
"I know" said Saneetra, her heart pounding "Let's share the shower ..."
Elli nodded, not trusting herself to speak and they both undressed and climbed into the shower which was so small that there naked bodies touched. Saneetra took the soap and began to rub Elli all over. She started at her neck and then worked her way round to her beautiful little breasts. Circling her tight nipples with her finger tips she felt Elli shudder. They began to kiss.
"Oh God" said Saneetra "I love you. When I saw you in the queue I couldn't help myself ...."
Elli giggled "I'm glad that he didn't turn up ... you are so beautiful"
They continued hugging and stroking each other. Saneetra felt the girl's finger tip fluttering over her clitoris and almost fainted. She could hear a someone shrieking but who and where she didn't know. Gradually she realised that it was herself but she couldn't help it. Somehow they got out of the shower and onto the bed still wet. They wriggled and slid over each other's hot wet bodies until neither of them could come any more.
Finally, they got dressed. Saneetra was hungry and they decided to wander down to Richoux at the bottom of the street in the cut through. As they rounded the corner they came face to face with the Viking. Saneetra was disappointed to see that he was wearing trousers.
"Well" she said with a big smile "I have just been telling Elli of your exploits in the river"
His face dropped and he looked badly shocked but she continued.
"Yes, he dived in and rescued a girl who was in difficulties in a boat"
The Viking's eyes widened and Elli ran to him and threw her arms round him. They hugged and kissed but when they turned to look at Saneetra she had disappeared from sight. Boredom had set in and she had gone off in search of fresh conquests.

A bit later she regretted having left Elli with the Viking. That's the trouble with a Chinese Dish - half an hour later you feel like another one....


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