These Messages to George Bush were posted when indicated

SKH 16th Feb 2003
George, For God's sake just do it. It is easier to gain forgiveness than to get permission and the longer you wait the more you will get stitched up by the cheese eating surrender monkeys and the other USA hating lefties who cannot forgive the USA for twice saving their arses from the Germans and then having the audacity to see off communism ( the ultimate crime of the USA in the eyes of pinko intellectuals who have never had a real job )

Updated 29th November 2002
George, I've told you before how to handle this properly but you don't seem to be paying attention. You are now in a right mess because when the idiot in charge of inspections announces that Iraq is clear of weapons of mass destruction then what are you going to do? Here is the answer(s)

1. Give the Iraqis 14 days to hand over Sadam Hussein for trial for war crimes. If they don't then just invade Iraq ( ignore the UN they are a bunch of tossers ) Nobody can complain and the Iraqis will just surrender or somebody will shoot the bastard or both

OR

2. Just invade without notice ( when somebody says "that's not fair" tell them to fuck off ) Did Sadam give notice that he was going to invade Kuwait? Then remind them that you will be handing out big dollars shortly and they are liable to be standing at the back of the queue ( 'line' in USA ). Also remind them that the Iraqi people will not thank anybody who extends their suffering under a dicktator ( yea, I know I spelt it wrong but this supposed to be a humorous page ) If you need more details drop me a line ( thanks for the card and regards to the wife )

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