Previously, breasts needed constant
support via a bra 
According to Einstein's General Theory of
Relativity, gravity is the result of the distortion of the space
- time continuum by the presence of mass. The trajectory adopted
by a particular object in the presence of such distortion is then
a natural result of entropy - the tendency to revert to the
lowest state of organisation. There is no reason, however, why
the localised results of gravity cannot be countered. Indeed,
when you place a book on a table you are doing just that. The
table is countering the effect of gravity - and doing so,
moreover, without the expenditure of energy.
In 1901 H G Wells published The
First Men in the Moon in which Mr Cavor and his
colleagues fly to the moon in a spaceship containing with a
miracle substance Cavorite, which overcame the effects of
gravity. If such a substance existed it would not require any
energy to fly to the moon and to that extent Cavorite may violate
the law of conservation of energy. On the other hand it may be
that Cavorite required huge energy in its production and that it
then gradually eroded away. In the latter case there would be no
conflict.
Recently physicists have begun to suspect the existence of an
unknown force holding the universe together, indeed, as I write
this on the 2nd January 1999, I find a A Report in today's Financial Times ( the UK equivalent of
the Wall Street Journal) on just this very topic.
Already devices are available at the prototype stage that use
variations on Electromagnetic techniques to overcome the effect
of gravity but these should not be confused with such miracle
substances as Cavorite! Indeed, you may well have seen
photographs of superconducting rings hovering over supercooled
magnets in the media. We are now privileged to bring you pictures
of a superconducting prototype in use at ambient
temperature!
Previously, breasts needed constant
support via a bra
or by the buouyancy of water
but now, thanks to ambient superconductors
.... relief is at hand for women with large breasts
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