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You may not be aware that the United Nations has declared 1999 to be the Year of the Breast. This will involve a major world breast survey and here at SNOTSYKIMS we are proud to play our part in this vital task. Accordingly, we are looking for Field Survey Officers to join the select band of professionals who will carry out this important work. You will be operating in a challenging environment and will need to liaise closely with our highly trained staff Delia and Doreen.

Delia and Doreen

Two, Four or Six

No matter how many breasts they may face our FSO's are undaunted and carry out their important tasks like the true professionals that they are.

Measuring

Elasticity Determination

Compression Testing

Oscillatory Refinement

It's a vital task and the work must go on. While you sleep our FSO's are travelling the highways and byeways of the world. Their five year mission:

"To explore strange new breasts. To boldly go where no one has gone before. To boldly go and measure"

Are you man enough to join this dedicated band of heroes? If you think you are up to the task read on ....

Question: Can I do this in my spare time?
Answer: Certainly!

Question: Do I need special skills?
Answer: We put you through a two week course where we teach you how to handle all aspects of breast surveying

Question: What are the financial implications?
Answer: The basic is £3,000 ($5,000) per month. We pay expenses of up to £300 ($500) per month - there is no need to furnish receipts

Question: Do I need to attend for an interview?
Answer: No - as a reader of SNOTSYKIMS we know you will work out just fine

Question: So how do I get on board?
Answer: As soon as your first payment of £3,000 hits our bank account it's all systems go!

Question: Oh! I thought this was a way of making lots of money fast?
Answer: It is!

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