Porgy's Holiday Snaps
This column IS ONLY for
PORGS. If you are more than 3' 6" ( 40" or 100cm ) tall
please go away.
Now that all those abnormal, lanky people have gone away we can
get down to business. We used to be known as Dwarfs but these
days we like to be known as PORGS, Persons Of Restricted Growth.
Now, there are a lot of advantages to being a PORG. For instance,
you never bang your head on a low doorway, you can wear
childrens' clothes which are cheaper and do not attract VAT. You
can drive a Lotus sports car without having your knees up round
your ears. But best of all is the view. I don't mean at football
matches ( where, to be honest, there can
be problems) I mean other types of view! Have a look at my
holiday snaps for instance .....
Next week: Special offer on swivel
spectacles which enable you to look up women's skirts as they
walk past. Delighted customer Mr Hoppy says "Phwoar .... no
knickers! Mind you, I didn't half get it in the neck from Snow
White when I got home!"
Porgy's Holiday Snaps
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