Memory Lane

• The Lodger by Old Fart. A student takes in a lodger ( or did she take him in, I wonder? ) to help ends meet and as you would expect from Old Fart it's only a matter of time before their ends do meet .... Added July 2005
• Mirror, Mirror on the Ceiling by Old Fart. A young man buys an old warehouse with a secret "love nest" on the top floor and as he lies in the huge bed he sees a big mirror on the ceiling and in the mirror he sees something rather amazing .... Added July 2005
• Room 573 by Old Fart. A man visits an old girl friend in her hotel room and finds her in semi-darkness and total nakedness lying on her front with her rear in the air. Naturally, he does what comes naturally and then finds ... oops, well anybody can make a mistake! Added July 2005
• Bottom Shop by Old Fart's Dad. A young lad gets a job "up at mill" or rather down at mill and before you know it is exposed in a deeply compromising position with several hundred women inspecting his naked rear end. As for his front end .... oh, dear! Added July 2005
• Dream Lover by Writer in Residence. "He is on me and riding me hard - his huge cock slamming into me. I wrap my legs round his back and we fight desperately like a rider breaking in a wild horse. I jerk and convulse - slamming back at him so hard that I can feel his balls slapping the entrance to my rectum." Not sure you should be reading this stuff - it may give you ideas "thought we'd have an early night tonight, Doris" Added July 2005
• Milk Train by Old Fart. A callow youth trapped on a no corridor train with a young nursing mother who has surplus milk to expel ... avert your eyes, reader ( and button up your pants, too) Added July 2005
• A Very Hot Summer by Old Fart. Living alone in a big house in the middle of nowhere Old Fart is surprised when a young girl turns up on his doorstep .... Added Sept 2003
• Waiting by Willie Shakespeare. This is our first story by Willie and I think it is brilliant ( I reckon the lad could go far ) A rising sense of anticipation. Will she turn up and if so .... Added Sept 2002
• Honeypot by Willie Shakespeare. They have met on line and then said goodbye. They are both deeply aroused and imagine what might have been .... and may be yet Added Sept 2002
• Truth or Obey by Old Fart. Our intrepid hero encounters a beautiful young woman in a jump suit .... and jumps .... (Added 9th June 2002 )
• Down Stream by Old Fart. If you are shocked by references to bodily functions normally executed in the bathroom then don't read this. On the other hand there is a lot of good old fashioned burgeoning sex and lust in the primitive countryside .... (Added 9th June 2002 )
• Kissing Cousins by Old Fart. Jeeze. You can probably guess what this is about .... (Added 9th June 2002 )
• A Friend in Need by Old Fart. Our resident Dirty Old man reminisces about another trip to the seaside where he helps a young girl who has some worries of a moist intimate nature. He comes up with a deep and penetrating solution to her problem which satisfies all concerned .... (Added 9th June 2002 )
• Flatmates by Writer in Residence. Two beautiful girls discover a shared interest .... (Added 1st Feb 2001 )
• Dusky Maidens by Old Fart. A young man ( let's get this right - an old pervert ) visits the seaside where he attempts miracles with his stick of rock (Added 26th Oct 2000 )
• Daisy's Bet by Tony Ingram. This is an absolutely charming story of a totally non-sexual nature set in Australia. I have been walking about with a grin on my face for the last week saying "Opera - you know, fat ladies with horns" to anyone who'll listen (Added 14th Sept 2000 )
• Wannastory by Wanna. A lady goes for a massage and gets more than she bargained for. Please don't read this if you are offended by the thought of anal sex. I have published this story for two reasons, firstly I think it is very erotic and well written and secondly I am trying to get inside Wanna's pants ( don't tell her, though, she thinks I am just interested in her theories on the money supply ) (Added 14th August 2000 )
• Close Shave 1 by Writer in Residence. A young lady learns to swim underwater and practices deep breathing ( not heavy breathing, that's something else ) and finds that puffing out her chest at the local baths has unexpected results inside her pants (Added 27th May 2000 )
• Close Shave 2 by Writer in Residence. The saucey young madam flaunts her shaved pudenda at an ex-army PE Instructor who starts to put her through some physical jerks but restrains his vile urges. The lady then lets of some steam with his daughter who has also denuded her moist intimate areas in the cause of helping to perpetuate the human species (Added 18th June 2000 )
• Zero Gravity by Writer in Residence. A young lady with enormous breasts finds relief in zero gravity. I assume this takes place well after the year 2002 (Added 25th Mar 2000 )
• Nipped in the Bud by Writer in Residence. A young girl grows up but unfortunately she has large and extremely sensitive nipples ... ( I'm sure we can all feel for her - if you see what I mean ) Note: Unfortunately this story appeared here before as Growing Up. The guilty parties have been shot at dawn (Added 20th Mar 2000 )
• Living with Horses by Old Fart. Our hero gets a summer job on a stud farm.... ( Jeeze, this stuff is getting predictable ) (Added 4th Feb 2000 )
• Travails with My Aunt by Old Fart. A young boy visits his aunt and you can guess the rest .... (Added 18th Nov 1999)
• Hospital by Old Fart. Lying semi-conscious in hospital our intrepid hero is surprised, and no doubt deeply shocked, to find two young nurses paying excessive attention to his nether regions ... ( somebody should lock him up ) (Added 10th Oct 1999)
• Deep Protection - Part 1 by Old Fart. A civil engineer is driven to distraction by his lady friend's excessively large mammaries ... (Added 15th Aug 1999)
• Deep Protection - Part 2 by Old Fart. The engineer, now much less civil, is driven to the demon drink .... (Added 31st Oct 1999)
• Sins of the Flesh by Preacher Boy. A young man is led astray by the devil .... (well, a horny young lady anyway) (Added 7th Aug 1999)
• Deep Purple by Old Fart. A sexy girl dyes her sweater with unexpected results ... (Added 25th July 1999)
• A Strange Encounter by Old Fart. A student meets a beautiful girl and then has his daily pinta ... (Added 17th July 1999)
• A Knight at the Opera by Old Fart. Sir Jasper returns to find depraved goings on going on ... (Added 3rd July 1999)
• Train by Old Fart, an encounter on a train (Added 26th Dec 98)
• Flying High by Old Fart, a true encounter on a aeroplane
• Milly and Mable by Old Fart, an everyday story of bra manufacturers (... where do they find this stuff? Beats me )
• Dangling Down by Old Fart, an encounter in a sauna .... ( what a horny old goat he is/was )
• A Long Ride by Old Fart, a young boy has an erotic encounter ....
• Mother Came Too - Part 1 by Who Knows? and sent in by Rundy. A honeymoon with a difference
• Mother Came Too - Part 2 by Who Knows?
• Mother Came Too - Part 3 by Who Knows? (Added 26th June 99)
• Jumper or How I lost my Bra by Old Fart. The laws of conservation of momentum and energy as applied to huge tits.
• Working Late by Old Fart. The late bird catches the worm
• Chinese Takeaway by Writer in Residence. One thing leads to another ...

Send your reminiscences and accounts of adventures for publication here but please try to keep them realistic and reasonably subtle! Stories along the lines of "I climbed out of my Lear Jet and thrust my huge throbbing manhood into her gaping love tube whilst she screamed in ecstasy. Hello, I said coldly, my name is Bill Clinton" will not be published ( we all know Bill isn't like that)
I will favour stories involving breasts with an understated feel to them (the stories that is, not the breasts) eg "I had always fancied Jane but was too shy to introduce myself. Then one day on my way home I found her by the side of the road trying to repair a puncture on her bike. I tried to find the puncture but couldn't. Years later it dawned on me that she had deliberately let the air out of the tyre so that I would have to stop and talk to her but at the time I didn't realise. I couldn't help noticing as she lent over that the top two buttons of her blouse were undone, I tried not to look but ....."
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