Some people have suggested that I may be exagerating slightly when I said that Silicone Enhanced Breasts (SEB's) constitute a threat to World Peace. Well, let me present my case. Over the recent past my site has received as many as 34 visits in one day from the US Government and Military computers ( See Site Log ) Now, it's obvious that grown up people with real jobs are not going to waste the Taxpayers money looking for Silicone Enhanced Breasts and Pictures Of Naked Girls Or Partially Unclad Persons so if they're not looking for SEB's or PONGOPUPs then what are they looking for? I'll tell you. They are looking for anthrax. Yep, anthrax. A virus so deadly that one teaspoonful will kill ten million people, especially if taken three times a day before meals. Or maybe it's one bucketful will kill ten people - anyway, it's not very nice stuff.
If you read the UK Press ( eg The Sun ) you will know that the dastardly Saddam Hussein is planning to bring anthrax into the UK hidden inside duty free booze. Unfortunately, duty free booze is not a big deal in the USA so he's had to look elsewhere and he's found the answer. He's going to smuggle it inside SEB's. So, be warned, if you're a BIG girl you could have a problem entering the USA .
("Excuse me Ma'am, would you mind stepping this way for a few moments, we'd just like to take a closer look .... for your comfort and convenience")
Anyway, this lady here has just flown in from Baghdad
......
and these two look 
very suspicious
to me
"OK, Frank,
when I say go, you take the one on the
left and I'll take the one on the right"
"OK, Bubba, do you mean
on her left or my
left?"
"Err....."
I should have known better. Since writing the above I've been taken into custody by men in black who've locked me in a cellar, all chained up ... ouch, that hurt.
I'm a bit tied up at the moment
They keep asking me to tell them everything I know, so here goes ...... Eight times seven is fifty six or fifty four. There are twenty eight days in February, usually. A lot of whales is a school or a shoal or maybe most people in Wales go to school or something ..... can I go home now please? Here what are you doing with that huge thing? Put it away....
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