Breasts weigh more than One 
PoundSo how many of these breasts are there out there? Well, with a world population approaching 5 billion people there must be about two billion pairs worth talking about. If they weigh about a pound each that gives a total weight of about Two Million tons. Forty times the weight of the Titanic! No wonder it sank.
Some Breasts weigh more than One Pound
Alternatively, if they are each about three inches wide then if they all stood next to each other they would be 200,000 miles long. Ten times round the equator! Mind you, organising millions of naked girls would be a nightmare.
That's it - nice and close together girls
One further thing. In the time it takes you to say "Bill Clinton is an honest guy and I believe every word he says" fifty thousand women take off their bras. Unfortunately, at the same time fifty thousand women put their bras back on.
On,
off - why can't they make up their minds? 
Finally, in
response to immense reader demand, here's a glimpse of my most
Vital
Statistic!
Pretty impressive eh?
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