Wet And Pliable
Breakthrough!
Here at SNOTSYKIMS we pride
ourselves on being at the cutting edge of new technology. It
should be no surprise to learn that we have developed a technique
in our laboratories that will enable readers on the move to
access our web site via their mobile phones totally free
of charge. This technique is especially suitable for
people using Virgin West Coast in the UK ( "Hello Nigel,
I'm on the train. Hold on we're going into a tunnel. Nigel? Are
you there? Nigel? I can't hear you .... I'm on the train. Hold on
we're going into a tunnel .... Nigel? Are you there, Nigel? I'm
on the train." )
Follow Closely
1. Allow the 'phone to soak in
warm water for 5 minutes ( don't use boiling water as this
may damage the 'phone )
2. Shake off excess moisture
3. Place in a microwave oven for 3 minutes on maximum
power. Don't worry if there are flashes of light ("arcing
and sparking") as this is an entirely normal part of
molecular restructuring
4. Allow the phone to cool down whilst enjoying the
fragrance of hot plastic
5. Press the go button and enjoy hours
of happy surfing ( "Hello Nigel, I'm on the web!" )
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