(1)They
are a danger to low flying aircraft
A recent incident at the local
swimming pool involving a young lady with silicone breasts
illustrates the danger. Here she is under water, everything
appears normal
9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 ....
Then suddenly, she hurtles up out of the water as the pressure in her breasts causes explosive decompression of her lungs and expels the entire contents of her stomach out via her anus at tremendous velocity. She hurtled low over the decking ....
...we
have Lift Off 
...before becoming airborne and eventually landing back in the water....
500 feet and still climbing
Fortunately she was OK. Here the technicians attempt to refill her breasts
Filler Up!
(2) They are dangerous
Imagine tripping over and landing on these
(3)They
cause overcrowding
If every woman had tits this big there would be no room on the bus
(4)My tits aren't very big
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