Wild Breasts

Most people will agree that a pair of well behaved domestic breasts can give an enormous amount of pleasure. Especially if they're enormous. Occasionally, however, you may wonder what it would be like to grapple with a pair of really huge wild breasts. Would they bite you or would you be forced to bite them in self defence? Would you be able to keep them clean and well fed? Would soaping and oiling them every day become a chore? We offer some serious guidance on this fascinating hobby.

Oiling Wild Breasts is Hard Work but Rewarding

If you are to become a real expert on any subject you need to understand the forces that shape the phenomena being observed. Breasts are no exception. They are thought to have first emerged onto dry land from the sea millions of years ago. This primitive origin still influences the behaviour of their descendants and to spot really good specimens you can't beat a hot seaside resort, especially in Europe. American breasts are much shyer than European breasts. At any seaside resort you are bound to see a few ill nourished domestic breasts lying around but we're after really huge wild ones which are much rarer. To tempt them out is not easy but they are definitely attracted by bare naked bottoms.

Wild Breasts are likely to be nearby ...

Really serious breast fanciers will often swim far out to sea, hoping to lure a pair ( they always travel in pairs) into the sea shore.

Decoying Wild Breasts in Deep Water

Once they are nearer land they are a lot easier to spot but even then can prove elusive. Quite often you think you've landed them and suddenly they just disappear. They are shy and suspicious creatures, always seeking to avoid danger but at the same time many of them like to show off. When they get into the shallows your patience will often be rewarded.

Wild Breasts floating ashore

Once you've spotted a pair of really good specimens your job has only just started. It's the thrill of the chase and the danger of losing them all together that makes this hobby so rewarding. Approach with great care and make it clear that you are a kind, thoughtful and decent person who will give them a good home and look after them carefully. At the same time you need to make it clear that you are a decisive and strong person who will protect them from danger. This is a difficult balancing act and there is a danger that you will merely scare them off by appearing brash and stupid or alternatively come across as weak and indecisive.

Be Subtle but Confident in your Approach

Once you've actually captured a pair of big wild breasts you need to ensure that they are happy and confident about having you around. Initially they may try to escape and you may be tempted to keep them well wrapped up. This would be a mistake. The whole point of having a really fine pair of wild breasts is to enjoy looking at them - the way they move and sway and wobble around. A good compromise it to keep them in a mesh net - that way they are visible but kept under a certain amount of control. They will also have the opportunity of getting used to their surroundings

Wild Breasts relaxing in Mesh Netting

Once they have become used to captivity you can start letting them out a little. At home it's quite safe to let them out in the bathroom but it's best to keep a watchful eye. A lot of owners derive real pleasure from watching these lovely creatures being washed and pampered.

Being washed and pampered at home

There are occasions when they will have to be confined within a bra but you need to be aware that wild breasts will seek every opportunity to escape. They will try all sorts of ways of escaping and to be forewarned is to be forearmed. This is especially true at the beach.

Turn your head and they're off!